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                                   HEY here are some IYER Cooking Recipes kept a secret since Inca Times.
                                   Just like Mediterranean style of Cooking now famous in expensive coffee table books
                                   This is Coramandel style of Cooking not found in any cook book or even the internet.

                                   OKAY PLEASE NOTE THE TEA SPOON MEASURE IN ALL THESE RECIPES
                                   IS THAT VICTORIAN TEA SPOON THAT THEY USE TO STIR THEIR TEA
                                   CUPS EVER SO SOFTLY (BUY ONE AT AN ANTIQUE SHOP) AND THE 
                                   TABLE SPOON MEASURE IS A VICTORIAN TABLE SPOON THAT THEY
                                   USE TO SHOVEL FOOD INTO THEIR MOUTHS.

                                   ALSO NOTE YOU WILL GET ALL THE INGRADIENTS AT ANY INDIAN STORE
                                   OVERSEAS (JUST REQUEST SMALL PACKETS SINCE THE REGULAR QUANTITIES
                                   WILL BE A HOLE IN YOUR WALLET)

                                   BEANS CURRY (PAGAN CURRY NOT TO BE CONSUMED BY CHRISTIANS/MUSLIMS)

                                   Ingradients : 1/8th teaspoon Asafoetida powder, 1 teaspoon mustard seeds, 2 tablespoons
                                   of freshly grated coconut, 1 teaspoon yellow lentils soaked in warm water, 1 long green chilly,
                                   1 twig Curry Leaf (KariPatta), 1/4th teaspoon turmeric powder,375 grams Long Tender Sweet
                                   French Beans, Two tablespoons Sunflower Oil, 1 teaspoon sugar (optional), 1/2 teaspoon table
                                   salt (iodized).

                                   SERVES : THREE OR FOUR

                                   OKAY LETS START COOKING
                            
                                   1. Chop the Beans into small (not fine) pieces each of 1/2 cm.
                                       Drop the chopped Beans in a container of cold water.
                                   2. Heat the non-stick PAN on a high flame for 90 seconds.
                                   3. Turn the heat down to the lowest flame possible.
                                   4. Add the two tablespoon of sunflower oil. You can also use Gingelly Oil if you like it.
                                   5. Add the 1/8th teaspoon of Asafoetida powder.
                                   6. Add 1 teaspoon of mustard seeds
                                   7. Add 1/4th teaspoon of turmeric powder
                                   8. Add 1 long green chilly sliced thru the center
                                   9. Add the chopped french beans after draining out the water totally.
                                  10. Mix all contents of PAN (just four or five flips dont overdo it)
                                  11. Add two tablespoons of grated coconut evenly over the beans.
                                  12. Cover the PAN with a lid for five minutes
                                  13. Now open the lid and add 1 twig of fresh curry leaves.
                                  14. Add 1 tablespoon of yellow lentils that were soaked in warm water
                                       all this time. Drain out the water and then add the lentils evenly.
                                  15. Add 1/2 teaspoon table salt
                                  16. Stir/Flip the curry three or four times.
                                  16. Cover the PAN with lid for another two minutes.
                                  17. Now open the PAN and taste the curry.
                                  18. If the beans are still raw cover the lid for another 2-3 minutes.
                                  19. If the beans are done and not very fresh farm produce then add
                                        the optional 1 teaspoon of sugar and mix well.
                                  20. Keep the lid closed for another 45 seconds after adding sugar
                                  21. SERVE in an open bowl.




                                   BEETROOT CURRY (PAGAN CURRY NOT TO BE CONSUMED BY CHRISTIANS/MUSLIMS)

                                   Ingradients : 1/8th teaspoon Asafoetida powder, 1 teaspoon mustard seeds, 1 tablespoon
                                   of freshly grated coconut, 1 teaspoon yellow lentils soaked in warm water, 1 long green chilly,
                                   2 twigs Curry Leaf (KariPatta), 1/4th teaspoon turmeric powder, 3 Large Tender Sweet Red
                                   Beetroots, Two tablespoons Sunflower Oil, 1/2 teaspoon table salt (iodized).

                                   SERVES : THREE OR FOUR

                                   OKAY LETS START COOKING
                            
                                   1. Peel and then Chop the BeetRoot into small cubes each of 1 x 1 x 1 cm.
                                       Drop the chopped BeetRoot Cubes in a container of cold water.
                                   2. Heat the non-stick PAN on a high flame for 90 seconds.
                                   3. Turn the heat down to the lowest flame possible.
                                   4. Add the two tablespoon of sunflower oil. You can also use Gingelly oil if you like it.
                                   5. Add the 1/8th teaspoon of Asafoetida powder.
                                   6. Add 1 teaspoon of mustard seeds
                                   7. Add 1/4th teaspoon of turmeric powder
                                   8. Add 1 long green chilly sliced thru the center
                                   9. Add the chopped BeetRoot after draining out the water totally.
                                  10. Mix all contents of PAN (just four or five flips dont overdo it)
                                  11. Add one tablespoon of grated coconut evenly over the BeetRoot.
                                  12. Cover the PAN with a lid for five minutes
                                  13. Now open the lid and add 2 twigs of fresh curry leaves.
                                  14. Add 1 tablespoon of yellow lentils that were soaked in warm water
                                       all this time. Drain out the water and then add the lentils evenly.
                                  15. Add 1/2 teaspoon table salt
                                  16. Stir/Flip the curry three or four times.
                                  16. Cover the PAN with lid for another two minutes.
                                  17. Now open the PAN and taste the curry.
                                  18. If the BeetRoot are still raw cover the lid for another 2-3 minutes.
                                  19. SERVE in an open bowl.



                                  POTATO CURRY (PAGAN CURRY NOT TO BE CONSUMED BY CHRISTIANS/MUSLIMS)

                                   Ingradients : 1/8th teaspoon Asafoetida powder, 1/2 teaspoon mustard seeds, 1/2 teaspoon
                                   of Red Chilly powder, 1/2 teaspoon Jeera seeds, 1 twig Curry Leaf (KariPatta), 1/2 teaspoon
                                   turmeric powder, 3 Large Potatoes, Two tablespoons Sunflower Oil, 3/4th teaspoon table
                                   salt (iodized), 1 teaspoon yellow lentils soaked in warm water.

                                   SERVES : THREE OR FOUR

                                   OKAY LETS START COOKING
                            
                                   1. Peel and then Chop the Potatoes into small cubes each of 1 x 1 x 1 cm.
                                       Drop the chopped Potato Cubes in a container of cold water.
                                   2. Heat the non-stick PAN on a high flame for 90 seconds.
                                   3. Turn the heat down to the lowest flame possible.
                                   4. Add the two tablespoon of sunflower oil. You can also use Gingelly oil if you like it.
                                   5. Add the 1/8th teaspoon of Asafoetida powder.
                                   6. Add 1/2 teaspoon of Mustard seeds, Jeera seeds.
                                   7. Add 1/2 teaspoon of turmeric powder
                                   8. Add 1/2 teaspoon of Red Chilly Powder
                                   9. Add the chopped Potato after draining out the water totally.
                                  10. Mix all contents of PAN (just four or five flips dont overdo it)
                                  11. Cover the PAN with a lid for five minutes
                                  12. Now open the lid and add 1 twig of fresh curry leaves.
                                  13. Add 1 tablespoon of yellow lentils that were soaked in warm water
                                       all this time. Drain out the water and then add the lentils evenly.
                                  14. Add 3/4th teaspoon table salt
                                  15. Stir/Flip the curry three or four times.
                                  16. Cover the PAN with lid for another five minutes.
                                  17. SERVE in an open bowl.




                                  BABY POTATO CURRY (PAGAN CURRY NOT TO BE CONSUMED BY CHRISTIANS/MUSLIMS)

                                   Ingradients : 1/8th teaspoon Asafoetida powder, 1/2 teaspoon mustard seeds, 1 teaspoon
                                   of Red Chilly powder, 1 teaspoon Jeera seeds, 1 twig Curry Leaf (KariPatta), 1 teaspoon
                                   turmeric powder, Baby Potatoes (32 nos), Three tablespoons Sunflower Oil, 1 teaspoon table
                                   salt (iodized), 1 teaspoon sabut Dhania, 1/2 teaspoon udat dal, 1/8th teaspoon Ajwain (optional).

                                   SERVES : THREE OR FOUR

                                   OKAY LETS START COOKING
                            
                                   1. Boil and Peel Baby Potatoes and drain out the excess water.
                                   2. Heat the non-stick PAN on a high flame for 90 seconds.
                                   3. Turn the heat down to the lowest flame possible.
                                   4. Add the three tablespoon of sunflower oil. You can also use Gingelly oil if you like it.
                                   5. Add the 1/8th teaspoon of Asafoetida powder.
                                   6. Add 1/2 teaspoon of Mustard seeds, 1 teaspoon Jeera seeds, 1 teaspoon sabut dhania.
                                   7. Add 1 teaspoon of turmeric powder, 1/2 teaspoon udat dal, 1/8th teaspoon Ajwain
                                   8. Add 1 teaspoon of Red Chilly Powder
                                   9. Add the Baby Potato after draining out the water totally.
                                  10. Mix all contents of PAN (just four or five flips dont overdo it)
                                  11. Cover the PAN with a lid for five minutes
                                  12. Now open the lid and add 1 twig of fresh curry leaves.
                                  13. Add 1 teaspoon table salt
                                  14. Stir/Flip the curry three or four times.
                                  15. Cover the PAN with lid for another five minutes.
                                  16. SERVE in a closed bowl.




                                  OKRA OR LADYFINGERS CURRY (PAGAN CURRY NOT TO BE CONSUMED BY CHRISTIANS/MUSLIMS)

                                   Ingradients : 1/8th teaspoon Asafoetida powder, 1/2 teaspoon mustard seeds, 3/4th teaspoon
                                   of Sambar powder, 1 twig Curry Leaf (KariPatta), 1/4 teaspoon turmeric powder, 250 grams fresh Okra,
                                   Two tablespoons Sunflower Oil, 3/4th teaspoon table salt (iodized).

                                   SERVES : TWO OR THREE

                                   OKAY LETS START COOKING
                            
                                   1. Chop the Okra or Ladyfingers into small pieces of 1 cm width.
                                       Drop the cut Okra into a bowl of water.
                                   2. Heat the non-stick PAN on a high flame for 90 seconds.
                                   3. Turn the heat down to the lowest flame possible.
                                   4. Add the two tablespoon of sunflower oil. You can also use Gingelly oil if you like it.
                                   5. Add the 1/8th teaspoon of Asafoetida powder.
                                   6. Add 1/2 teaspoon of Mustard seeds.
                                   7. Add 1/4 teaspoon of turmeric powder
                                   8. Add 3/4th teaspoon of Sambar Powder (MTR Brand only)
                                   9. Add 1 twig of fresh curry leaves.
                                 10. Add the chopped Okra after draining out the water totally.
                                 11. Mix all contents of PAN (just four flips dont overdo it)
                                 12. Cover the PAN with a lid for five minutes
                                 13. Add 3/4th teaspoon table salt 
                                 14. Stir/Flip the curry three or four times.
                                 15. Taste the Okra if it is still raw cover the PAN with lid for another two minutes.
                                 16. SERVE in an open bowl.



                                  BRINJAL OR EGGPLANT CURRY (PAGAN CURRY NOT TO BE CONSUMED BY CHRISTIANS/MUSLIMS)
                                  (This is the aromatic version cook without sambar powder if you want a bland version)
   
                                   Ingradients : 1/8th teaspoon Asafoetida powder, 3/4th teaspoon mustard seeds, 3/4th teaspoon
                                   of Sambar powder, 1 twig Curry Leaf (KariPatta), 1/4 teaspoon turmeric powder, 250 grams fresh Eggplant,
                                   Two tablespoons Sunflower Oil, 3/4th teaspoon table salt (iodized), 1 teaspoon yellow lentils soaked in warm water.
                                   The Eggplant mentioned above is the long slim snaky variety.

                                   SERVES : TWO OR THREE

                                   OKAY LETS START COOKING
                            
                                   1. Chop the Eggplant into three pieces and then chop each of the pieces into four.
                                       Drop the cut Eggplant into a bowl of water.
                                   2. Heat the non-stick PAN on a high flame for 90 seconds.
                                   3. Turn the heat down to the lowest flame possible.
                                   4. Add the two tablespoon of sunflower oil. You can also use Gingelly oil if you like it.
                                   5. Add the 1/8th teaspoon of Asafoetida powder.
                                   6. Add 3/4th teaspoon of Mustard seeds.
                                   7. Add 1/4 teaspoon of turmeric powder (1/2 teaspoon for bland version)
                                   8. Add 3/4th teaspoon of Sambar Powder (MTR Brand only) -- drop in bland version
                                   9. Add 1 twig of fresh curry leaves, Add 1 teaspoon of yellow lentils (optional)
                                 10. Add the chopped Eggplant after draining out the water totally.
                                 11. Mix all contents of PAN (just four flips dont overdo it)
                                 12. Cover the PAN with a lid for five minutes
                                 13. Add 3/4th teaspoon table salt 
                                 14. Stir/Flip the curry three or four times.
                                 15. Taste the Eggplant if it is still raw cover the PAN with lid for another two minutes.
                                 16. SERVE in an open bowl



                                  SNAKE GOURD CURRY (PAGAN CURRY NOT TO BE CONSUMED BY CHRISTIANS/MUSLIMS)
   
                                   Ingradients : 1/8th teaspoon Asafoetida powder, 3/4th teaspoon mustard seeds, 3/4th teaspoon
                                   of Sambar powder, 2 twigs Curry Leaf (KariPatta), 1/2 teaspoon turmeric powder, 1 LONG SNAKE GOURD,
                                   Two tablespoons Sunflower Oil, 3/4th teaspoon table salt (iodized), 1 teaspoon udat dal.
                                  
                                   SERVES : TWO OR THREE

                                   OKAY LETS START COOKING
                            
                                   1. Slice the Snake Gourd into thin rings.
                                       Drop the cut Snake Gourd into a bowl of water (optional)
                                   2. Heat the non-stick PAN on a high flame for 90 seconds.
                                   3. Turn the heat down to the lowest flame possible.
                                   4. Add the two tablespoon of sunflower oil. You can also use Gingelly oil if you like it.
                                   5. Add the 1/8th teaspoon of Asafoetida powder.
                                   6. Add 3/4th teaspoon of Mustard seeds.
                                   7. Add 1 teaspoon udat dal
                                   8. Add 1/2 teaspoon of turmeric powder 
                                   9. Add 3/4th teaspoon of Sambar Powder (MTR Brand only)
                                 10. Add 2 twigs of fresh curry leaves
                                 11. Add the Snake Gourd Rings after draining out the water totally.
                                 12. Mix all contents of PAN (just four flips dont overdo it)
                                 13. Cover the PAN with a lid for five minutes
                                 14. Add 3/4th teaspoon table salt 
                                 15. Stir/Flip the curry three or four times.
                                 16. Taste the Snake Gourd if it is still raw cover the PAN with lid for another two minutes.
                                 17. SERVE in an open bowl



                                  BITTER GOURD CURRY (PAGAN CURRY NOT TO BE CONSUMED BY CHRISTIANS/MUSLIMS)
   
                                   Ingradients : 1/8th teaspoon Asafoetida powder, 3/4th teaspoon mustard seeds, 3/4th teaspoon
                                   of Sambar powder, 2 twigs Curry Leaf (KariPatta), 1/2 teaspoon turmeric powder, 375 grams Bitter Gourd,
                                   Two tablespoons Sunflower Oil, 3/4th teaspoon table salt (iodized), 1/2 teaspoon udat dal.
                                  
                                   NOTE : Bitter Gourd will reduce your blood sugar levels. So once a week is good to drop all the sugar. 
                                   Excess Blood Sugar is a KILLER. Since the vegetable is Bitter in taste poke with a fork two/three times
                                   and then drop it in a bowl filled with butter milk and soak overnight to remove the bitter taste. Dont remove
                                   the seeds they will taste good (you are wasting food otherwise)

                                   SERVES : TWO OR THREE

                                   OKAY LETS START COOKING
                            
                                   1. Slice the Bitter Gourd into thin rings.
                                       Drop the cut Bitter Gourd into a bowl of water (optional)
                                   2. Heat the non-stick PAN on a high flame for 90 seconds.
                                   3. Turn the heat down to the lowest flame possible.
                                   4. Add the two tablespoon of sunflower oil. You can also use Gingelly oil if you like it.
                                   5. Add the 1/8th teaspoon of Asafoetida powder.
                                   6. Add 3/4th teaspoon of Mustard seeds.
                                   7. Add 1/2 teaspoon udat dal
                                   8. Add 1/2 teaspoon of turmeric powder 
                                   9. Add 3/4th teaspoon of Sambar Powder (MTR Brand only)
                                 10. Add 2 twigs of fresh curry leaves
                                 11. Add the Bitter Gourd Rings after draining out the water totally.
                                 12. Mix all contents of PAN (just four flips dont overdo it)
                                 13. Cover the PAN with a lid for five minutes
                                 14. Add 3/4th teaspoon table salt 
                                 15. Stir/Flip the curry three or four times.
                                 16. Taste the Snake Gourd if it is still raw cover the PAN with lid for another three minutes.
                                 17. SERVE in an open bowl



                                  CABBAGE CURRY (PAGAN CURRY NOT TO BE CONSUMED BY CHRISTIANS/MUSLIMS)
   
                                   Ingradients : 1/8th teaspoon Asafoetida powder, 3/4th teaspoon mustard seeds, 3/4th teaspoon
                                   of Sambar powder, 2 twigs Curry Leaf (KariPatta), 1/2 teaspoon turmeric powder, 500 grams CABBAGE,
                                   Two tablespoons Sunflower Oil, 3/4th teaspoon table salt (iodized), 1/2 teaspoon udat dal.
                                  
                                   SERVES : TWO OR THREE

                                   OKAY LETS START COOKING
                            
                                   1. Shred the cabbage into small pieces until very small.
                                       Drop the cut Cabbage into a bowl of water (optional)
                                   2. Heat the non-stick PAN on a high flame for 90 seconds.
                                   3. Turn the heat down to the lowest flame possible.
                                   4. Add the two tablespoon of sunflower oil. You can also use Gingelly oil if you like it.
                                   5. Add the 1/8th teaspoon of Asafoetida powder.
                                   6. Add 3/4th teaspoon of Mustard seeds.
                                   7. Add 1/2 teaspoon udat dal
                                   8. Add 1/2 teaspoon of turmeric powder 
                                   9. Add 3/4th teaspoon of Sambar Powder (MTR Brand only)
                                 10. Add 2 twigs of fresh curry leaves
                                 11. Add the Cabbage after draining out the water totally.
                                 12. Mix all contents of PAN (just four flips dont overdo it)
                                 13. Cover the PAN with a lid for five minutes
                                 14. Add 3/4th teaspoon table salt 
                                 15. Stir/Flip the curry three or four times.
                                 16. Taste the Cabbage if it is still raw cover the PAN with lid for another one minute.
                                 17. SERVE in an open bowl.



                                  CAULIFLOWER CURRY (PAGAN CURRY NOT TO BE CONSUMED BY CHRISTIANS/MUSLIMS)
   
                                   Ingradients : 1/8th teaspoon Asafoetida powder, 3/4th teaspoon mustard seeds, 3/4th teaspoon
                                   of Sambar powder, 1 twig Curry Leaf (KariPatta), 1/2 teaspoon turmeric powder, 375 grams 
                                   CAULIFLOWER FLORETS, Two tablespoons Sunflower Oil, 3/4th teaspoon table salt (iodized),
                                   1/2 teaspoon udat dal.
                                  
                                   SERVES : TWO OR THREE

                                   OKAY LETS START COOKING
                            
                                   1. pull out the cauliflower florets into small pieces.
                                       Drop the cut Cabbage into a bowl of water
                                   2. Heat the non-stick PAN on a high flame for 90 seconds.
                                   3. Turn the heat down to the lowest flame possible.
                                   4. Add the two tablespoon of sunflower oil. You can also use Gingelly oil if you like it.
                                   5. Add the 1/8th teaspoon of Asafoetida powder.
                                   6. Add 3/4th teaspoon of Mustard seeds.
                                   7. Add 1/2 teaspoon udat dal
                                   8. Add 1/2 teaspoon of turmeric powder 
                                   9. Add 3/4th teaspoon of Sambar Powder (MTR Brand only)
                                 10. Add 1 twigs of fresh curry leaves
                                 11. Add the Caulifower florets after draining out the water totally.
                                 12. Mix all contents of PAN (just four flips dont overdo it)
                                 13. Cover the PAN with a lid for five minutes
                                 14. Add 3/4th teaspoon table salt 
                                 15. Stir/Flip the curry three or four times.
                                 16. Taste the Cauliflower if it is still raw cover the PAN with lid for another two minutes.
                                 17. SERVE in an open bowl.


                                   BANANA CURRY (PAGAN CURRY NOT TO BE CONSUMED BY CHRISTIANS/MUSLIMS)

                                   Ingradients : 1/8th teaspoon Asafoetida powder, 1/2 teaspoon mustard seeds, 3/4th teaspoon
                                   of Sambar powder, 2 twig Curry Leaf (KariPatta), 1/4 teaspoon turmeric powder,
                                   Two Large Raw Banana's (Green Variety preferred but expensive) , Two tablespoons Sunflower Oil,
                                   3/4th teaspoon table salt (iodized), 3/4th teaspoon udat dal, 1 small green chilly.

                                   SERVES : TWO OR THREE

                                   OKAY LETS START COOKING
                            
                                   1. Peel the green raw banana, Chop the raw banana into small triangular pieces.
                                       Drop the chopped banana into a bowl of water.
                                   2. Heat the non-stick PAN on a high flame for 90 seconds.
                                   3. Turn the heat down to the lowest flame possible.
                                   4. Add the two tablespoon of sunflower oil. You can also use Gingelly oil if you like it.
                                   5. Add the 1/8th teaspoon of Asafoetida powder, Add one small green chilly finely chopped.
                                   6. Add 1/2 teaspoon of Mustard seeds, 3/4th teaspoon udat dal.
                                   7. Add 1/4 teaspoon of turmeric powder
                                   8. Add 3/4th teaspoon of Sambar Powder (MTR Brand only)
                                   9. Add 2 twigs of fresh curry leaves.
                                 10. Add the chopped Banana after draining out the water totally.
                                 11. Mix all contents of PAN (just four flips dont overdo it)
                                 12. Cover the PAN with a lid for five minutes
                                 13. Add 3/4th teaspoon table salt 
                                 14. Stir/Flip the curry three or four times.
                                 15. Taste the Banana if it is still raw cover the PAN with lid for another two minutes.
                                 16. SERVE in an open bowl.


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                                   AVIYAL (PAGAN CURRY NOT TO BE CONSUMED BY CHRISTIANS/MUSLIMS)
                                   (This is one recipe that can take almost any kind of vegetable like beet root etc so try
                                    experimenting with different kinds of veggies) You can use just two green chillies and
                                   3/4th tablespoon of Jeera if you prefer it bland.
   
                                   Ingradients : Jeera (One tablespoon), Grated Coconut (Three Tablespoons), Green Chilly
                                   Long (three no's), Curd (Three TableSpoons), Turmeric (3/4th teaspoon), Iodized Salt
                                   (2 teaspoon), Clove (three), French Beans (One handfull), White Pumpkin 200 grams,
                                   Drumsticks (two long ones), Carrots (One Large), Brocolli Florets (Optional), Cauliflower
                                   Florets (optional), Brussel sprouts (optional), 3/4th teaspoon Asafoetida powder, 
                                   3/4th teaspoon mustard seeds, two tablespoons sunflower oil, Curry Leaf (one twig).
                                  
                                   SERVES : THREE OR FOUR.

                                   OKAY LETS START COOKING
                            
                                   1. Cut the white pumpkin into long strips like finger chips.
                                       Cut the Drumsticks into long pieces five cms each.
                                       Cut the carrots into long strips like finger chips.
                                       Cut the French Beans into long pieces three cms each.
                                       Pull open the cauliflower florets (150 grams) or Brocolli florets.
                                       Chop the Brussel Sprouts into two pieces.
                                       Note :- Brocolli and Brussel Sprouts are strange vegetables to us. I have found a way
                                       to include them and this recipe is the best to toss in almost any kind of vegetable.
                                   2. Toss all the vegetable into a large pot of water make sure they submerge upto 2 inches
                                       from the top in the water. Now Boil the pot with the veggies on a high flame. Add the
                                       3/4th teaspoon turmeric and 2 teaspoon salt to the water. Stir the veggies after the water
                                       comes to a boil. Stir Occasionally. Let the Veggies boil for seven minutes. And dont
                                       forget to drop the three cloves in the boiling water.
                                   3. Now use a food processor to mix and finely grate the following three together
                                       (a) The green chillies, (b) Jeera (One tablespoon semi powder it in a grinding bowl), 
                                       (c) Grated Coconut (three tablespoon)
                                   4. Now that the veggies have boiled for seven minutes drain out all the excess water.
                                   5. Now add the three tablespoons of Curd to the veggies and the paste as in (3) diluted with
                                       just a little bit of water. Mix the veggies well so that the curds and the paste mix uniformly.
                                   6. Now take a ladel and heat the two tablespoons of Sunflower oil. Quickly add the Asafoetida
                                       powder (3/4th teaspoon), Mustard Seeds (3/4th teaspoon). When the mustard seeds finish
                                       popping add one twig of Curry Leaf and then add entire ladel of contents to the pot of veggies
                                       above and mix well. Make sure the mustard seeds pop and dont burn !!.
                                       CAUTION : When popping the mustard seeds the flame must be LOW otherwise the ladel 
                                       and the oil can catch fire.
                                   7. SERVE in an open bowl.


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                                   RASAM FLAVORED WITH CORRIANDER LEAVES (PAGAN SOUP NOT TO BE CONSUMED
                                   BY CHRISTIANS/MUSLIMS)
   
                                   Ingradients : Green Chilly Long (three no's), Tomato Cherry Vine Red (twelve or sixteen),
                                   Iodize Salt, (2 teaspoon), Clove (three), Corriander (two handfulls chopped), 1/2 teaspoon 
                                   Asafoetida powder,  1 teaspoon mustard seeds, three tablespoons sunflower oil, 
                                   40 grams of har har dal, rasam powder (MTR or Seven Up) three teaspoons.
                                   1/8th teaspoon turmeric powder. 1/2 sweet lime or 1/2 lemon small.
 

                                   SERVES : THREE OR FOUR.

                                   OKAY LETS START COOKING

                                   1. Take the 40 grams of har har dal and place in a deep stainless steel or aluminium bowl.
                                       Fill the bowl with 150 milli litres of water. Now steam the bowl inside of a pressure 
                                       cooker. For instructions on how to use the pressure cooker catch the next punjabi housewife
                                       in your neighbourhood. To spot a punjabi housewife just look out of your window !!
                                       Please do so or call the Fire Brigade on Standby while you try it.
                                       Okay add 1/8th teaspoon of turmeric to the har har dal before you start steaming it.
                                       Allow three whistles on the pressure cooker and put off the pressure cooker and DONT
                                       open the pressure cooker for the next ten minutes !!
                                   2. Semi grate the vine red cherrry tomatoes in a food processor for twenty seconds.
                                       Take a large pot fill it with 750 ml of water and boil on a large flame. Drop the tomato
                                        gravy into the water and also drop three cloves into it. Allow it to come to a boil.
                                        Now add one handfull of chopped corriander leaves. Add two teaspoons of salt.
                                   3.  Now add three teaspoons of Rasam powder to the boiling pot and also dump the entire
                                        steamed har har dal into the pot. 
                                   4.  Now slit the three long green chillies thru the centre and drop it in the pot (two will do
                                       if you dont like the sight of green chillies). Now allow it to boil for another five minutes.
                                   5. Turn off the gas 
                                   6. Now take a ladel and heat the three tablespoons of Sunflower oil and Asafoetida powder
                                       powder (1/2 teaspoon), Mustard Seeds (1 teaspoon). When the mustard seeds finish
                                       popping add entire ladel of contents to the pot of rasam above and mix well. Make sure
                                       the mustard seeds pop and dont burn !!.
                                       CAUTION : When popping the mustard seeds the flame must be LOW otherwise the ladel 
                                       and the oil can catch fire. Also watch it when dumping it into the rasam pot it might catch
                                       fire again.
                                   7. Squeeze half a large sweet lime as in the travel and living show or 1/2 small lemon and mix.
                                   8. SERVE in a closed bowl and add another half handfull of corriander leaves to it.  Also
                                       taste and check the salt add another half teaspoon if you want.                                     

                                  PRESSURE COOKER : fill with 750 ml of water and then drop the bowl of har har dal as
                                  above and let it float. Please check the safety valve on the cooker before use and the rubber
                                  gasket must not be cut at any place. Now firmly close the pressure cooker lid and then place
                                  on HIGH flame and the moment there are slight signs of steam comming off the nozzle place
                                  the pressure cooker weight firmly on top of nozzle and wait for three whistles and then switch
                                  of the gas for heavens sake or call the next Punjabi housewife (commonly found species) to assist.
                                  Also clean the nozzle of the pressure cooker lid thoroughly and remove any blockades like food
                                  particles to ensure safe steaming. I have myself managed to explode a pressure cooker once in my
                                  life. It was quite a disaster on the kitchen shelf (not to mention my face !)


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                                   RASAM FLAVORED WITH CURRY LEAVES (PAGAN SOUP NOT TO BE CONSUMED
                                   BY CHRISTIANS/MUSLIMS)
   
                                   Ingradients : Green Chilly Long (two no's), Tomato Medium Size (three),
                                   Iodize Salt, (2 teaspoon), Curry Leaves (Karipatta) three twigs, 1/2 teaspoon 
                                   Asafoetida powder,  1 teaspoon mustard seeds, three tablespoons sunflower oil, 
                                   40 grams of har har dal, Rasam powder (MTR or Seven Up) three teaspoons.
                                   1/8th teaspoon turmeric powder. 1 ball of tamarind sizeof(large-lemon).
 
                                   NOTE:- There will be a shift in flavor in this variety of Rasam with curry leaves. The recipe with
                                   corriander leaves was my Tweak. Actually the corriander rasam was a secret recipe handed down
                                   to me by Indra -- the origins of the recipe date back to the churning of the oceans by the Deva's
                                   and Asuras.

                                   SERVES : THREE OR FOUR.

                                   OKAY LETS START COOKING

                                   1. Take the 40 grams of har har dal and place in a deep stainless steel or aluminium bowl.
                                       Fill the bowl with 150 milli litres of water. Now steam the bowl inside of a pressure 
                                       cooker. For instructions on how to use the pressure cooker catch the next punjabi housewife
                                       in your neighbourhood. To spot a punjabi housewife just look out of your window !!
                                       Please do so or call the Fire Brigade on Standby while you try operating the pressure cooker.
                                       Okay add 1/8th teaspoon of turmeric to the har har dal before you start steaming it.
                                       Allow three whistles on the pressure cooker and put off the pressure cooker and DONT
                                       open the pressure cooker for the next ten minutes !!
                                   2.  Place the ball of tamarind in a bowl of hot water (125 ml) and let it soak for five minutes.
                                   3. Chop the tomatoes into real small pieces (actually large will also do but small is better).
                                       Take a large pot fill it with 750 ml of water and boil on a large flame. Drop the tomato
                                        chopped into the water. Allow it to come to a boil. Now add two twigs of curry leaves.
                                        Add two teaspoons of salt.
                                   4.  Now add three teaspoons of Rasam powder to the boiling pot and also dump the entire
                                        steamed har har dal into the pot. Before dumping the steamed har har dal mash it. 
                                   5.  Now slit the two long green chillies thru the centre and drop it in the pot (two will do
                                        if you dont like the sight of green chillies). Now squeeze the soaked tamarind ball with
                                        your fingers and strain out the juice and pour into the pot. Now allow it to boil for another
                                        five minutes.
                                   6. Turn off the gas 
                                   7. Now take a ladel and heat the three tablespoons of Sunflower oil and Asafoetida powder
                                       powder (1/2 teaspoon), Mustard Seeds (1 teaspoon). When the mustard seeds finish
                                       popping add 1 twig of curry leaves and then add entire ladel of contents to the pot of rasam
                                       above and mix well. Make sure the mustard seeds pop and dont burn !!.
                                       CAUTION : When popping the mustard seeds the flame must be LOW otherwise the ladel 
                                       and the oil can catch fire. Also watch it when dumping it into the rasam pot it might catch
                                       fire again.
                                   8. Taste/Check the salt and add another half teaspoon if you want and SERVE in a open bowl.                                       

                                  PRESSURE COOKER : fill with 750 ml of water and then drop the bowl of har har dal as
                                  above and let it float. Please check the safety valve on the cooker before use and the rubber
                                  gasket must not be cut at any place. Now firmly close the pressure cooker lid and then place
                                  on HIGH flame and the moment there are slight signs of steam comming off the nozzle place
                                  the pressure cooker weight firmly on top of nozzle and wait for three whistles and then switch
                                  of the gas for heavens sake or call the next Punjabi housewife (commonly found species) to assist.
                                  Also clean the nozzle of the pressure cooker lid thoroughly and remove any blockades like food
                                  particles to ensure safe steaming. I have myself managed to explode a pressure cooker once in my
                                  life. It was quite a disaster on the kitchen shelf (not to mention my face !).



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                                   SHALLOT SAMBAR FLAVORED WITH CURRY LEAVES (PAGAN SOUP NOT TO BE CONSUMED
                                   BY CHRISTIANS/MUSLIMS)
   
                                   KNOWN TO IYERS AS CHINNA VENGAYAM SAMBAR

                                   Ingradients : Shallots 25 no's (authentic and small), One small tomato (optional),
                                   Iodize Salt, (2 teaspoon), Curry Leaves (Karipatta) three twigs, 1/2 teaspoon 
                                   Asafoetida powder,  1 teaspoon mustard seeds, three tablespoons sunflower oil, 
                                   80 grams of har har dal, Sambar powder (MTR or Seven Up) three and half teaspoons.
                                   1/4th teaspoon turmeric powder. 1 ball of tamarind sizeof(large-lemon), 
                                   1 green chilly sizeof(your-small-finger) -- optional.
 

                                   SERVES : THREE OR FOUR.

                                   OKAY LETS START COOKING

                                   1. Take the 80 grams of har har dal and place in a deep stainless steel or aluminium bowl.
                                       Fill the bowl with 300 milli litres of water. Now steam the bowl inside of a pressure 
                                       cooker. For instructions on how to use the pressure cooker catch the next punjabi housewife
                                       in your neighbourhood. To spot a punjabi housewife just look out of your window !!
                                       Please do so or call the Fire Brigade on Standby while you try operating the pressure cooker.
                                       Okay add 1/4th teaspoon of turmeric to the har har dal before you start steaming it.
                                       Allow three whistles on the pressure cooker and put off the pressure cooker and DONT
                                       open the pressure cooker for the next ten minutes !!
                                   2.  Place the ball of tamarind in a bowl of hot water (125 ml) and let it soak for five minutes.
                                   3. Peel the Shallots and put aside. Chop one small tomato into large pieces and put aside.
                                       Take a large pot fill it with 750 ml of water and boil on a large flame. Drop the Shallots
                                        into the pot and Allow it to come to a boil. Now add two twigs of curry leaves.
                                        Add two teaspoons of salt.
                                   4.  Now add three teaspoons of Sambar powder to the boiling pot and also dump the entire
                                        steamed har har dal into the pot. Before dumping the steamed har har dal mash it. 
                                   5.  Now squeeze the soaked tamarind ball with your fingers and strain out the juice and pour
                                        into the pot. Now taste the broth if you feel the need for another half teaspoon sambar
                                        powder add it now and then drop one small chopped tomato (optional) and continue to boil
                                        for another five minutes. Hey also add the green chilly slit thru the middle (optional)
                                   6. Turn off the gas 
                                   7. Now take a ladel and heat the three tablespoons of Sunflower oil and Asafoetida powder
                                       powder (1/2 teaspoon), Mustard Seeds (1 teaspoon). When the mustard seeds finish
                                       popping add 1 twig of curry leaves and then add entire ladel of contents to the pot of sambar
                                       above and mix well. Make sure the mustard seeds pop and dont burn !!.
                                       CAUTION : When popping the mustard seeds the flame must be LOW otherwise the ladel 
                                       and the oil can catch fire. Also watch it when dumping it into the sambar pot it might catch
                                       fire again.
                                   8. Taste/Check the salt add another half teaspoon if you want and SERVE in a open bowl.                                       

                                  PRESSURE COOKER : fill with 750 ml of water and then drop the bowl of har har dal as
                                  above and let it float. Please check the safety valve on the cooker before use and the rubber
                                  gasket must not be cut at any place. Now firmly close the pressure cooker lid and then place
                                  on HIGH flame and the moment there are slight signs of steam comming off the nozzle place
                                  the pressure cooker weight firmly on top of nozzle and wait for three whistles and then switch
                                  of the gas for heavens sake or call the next Punjabi housewife (commonly found species) to assist.
                                  Also clean the nozzle of the pressure cooker lid thoroughly and remove any blockades like food
                                  particles to ensure safe steaming. I have myself managed to explode a pressure cooker once in my
                                  life. It was quite a disaster on the kitchen shelf (not to mention my face !).



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                                   RED ONION SAMBAR FLAVORED WITH CURRY LEAVES (PAGAN SOUP NOT TO BE CONSUMED
                                   BY CHRISTIANS/MUSLIMS)
   
                                   KNOWN TO IYERS AS VENGAYAM SAMBAR. THE FLAVOR OF RED ONIONS IS DIFFERENT FROM
                                   WHITE ONIONS. WHITE ONIONS ARE EXCELLENT TO ESCAPE HEAT/SUNSTROKES IN TAMILNADU.
                                   SO IF YOU ARE OUT IN THE SUN FOR A LONG TIME EAT HALF WHITE ONION WITH SALAD/SALT.

                                   Ingradients : Three Medium Sized Red Onions, One medium sized tomato,
                                   Iodize Salt, (2 teaspoon), Curry Leaves (Karipatta) three twigs, 1/2 teaspoon 
                                   Asafoetida powder,  1 teaspoon mustard seeds, three tablespoons sunflower oil, 
                                   80 grams of har har dal, Sambar powder (MTR or Seven Up) three and half teaspoons.
                                   1/4th teaspoon turmeric powder. 1 ball of tamarind sizeof(large-lemon).
                                   1 green chilly sizeof(your-small-finger) -- optional.


                                   SERVES : THREE OR FOUR.

                                   OKAY LETS START COOKING

                                   1. Take the 80 grams of har har dal and place in a deep stainless steel or aluminium bowl.
                                       Fill the bowl with 300 milli litres of water. Now steam the bowl inside of a pressure 
                                       cooker. For instructions on how to use the pressure cooker catch the next punjabi housewife
                                       in your neighbourhood. To spot a punjabi housewife just look out of your window !!
                                       Please do so or call the Fire Brigade on Standby while you try operating the pressure cooker.
                                       Okay add 1/4th teaspoon of turmeric to the har har dal before you start steaming it.
                                       Allow three whistles on the pressure cooker and put off the pressure cooker and DONT
                                       open the pressure cooker for the next ten minutes !!
                                   2. Place the ball of tamarind in a bowl of hot water (125 ml) and let it soak for five minutes.
                                   3. Peel the Onions and Chop large and put aside. Chop one tomato into large pieces and put aside.
                                       Take a large pot fill it with 750 ml of water and boil on a large flame. Drop the Onions
                                        into the pot and Allow it to come to a boil. Now add two twigs of curry leaves.
                                        Add two teaspoons of salt.
                                   4.  Now add three teaspoons of Sambar powder to the boiling pot and also dump the entire
                                        steamed har har dal into the pot. Before dumping the steamed har har dal mash it. 
                                   5.  Now squeeze the soaked tamarind ball with your fingers and strain out the juice and pour
                                        into the pot. Now taste the broth if you feel the need for another half teaspoon sambar
                                        powder add it now and then drop one chopped tomato and continue to boil
                                        for another five minutes. Hey also add the green chilly slit thru the middle (optional)
                                   6. Turn off the gas 
                                   7. Now take a ladel and heat the three tablespoons of Sunflower oil and Asafoetida powder
                                       powder (1/2 teaspoon), Mustard Seeds (1 teaspoon). When the mustard seeds finish
                                       popping add 1 twig of curry leaves and then add entire ladel of contents to the pot of sambar
                                       above and mix well. Make sure the mustard seeds pop and dont burn !!.
                                       CAUTION : When popping the mustard seeds the flame must be LOW otherwise the ladel 
                                       and the oil can catch fire. Also watch it when dumping it into the sambar pot it might catch
                                       fire again.
                                   8. Taste/Check the salt add another half teaspoon if you want and SERVE in a open bowl.                                       

                                  PRESSURE COOKER : fill with 750 ml of water and then drop the bowl of har har dal as
                                  above and let it float. Please check the safety valve on the cooker before use and the rubber
                                  gasket must not be cut at any place. Now firmly close the pressure cooker lid and then place
                                  on HIGH flame and the moment there are slight signs of steam comming off the nozzle place
                                  the pressure cooker weight firmly on top of nozzle and wait for three whistles and then switch
                                  of the gas for heavens sake or call the next Punjabi housewife (commonly found species) to assist.
                                  Also clean the nozzle of the pressure cooker lid thoroughly and remove any blockades like food
                                  particles to ensure safe steaming. I have myself managed to explode a pressure cooker once in my
                                  life. It was quite a disaster on the kitchen shelf (not to mention my face !).




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                                   RADDISH SAMBAR FLAVORED WITH CURRY LEAVES (PAGAN SOUP NOT TO BE CONSUMED
                                   BY CHRISTIANS/MUSLIMS)
   
                                   KNOWN TO IYERS AS MULLANGI SAMBAR. 

                                   Ingradients : Two long Fat Raddish with leaves intact. Dont waste leaves can make dry curry.
                                   Iodize Salt, (2 teaspoon), Curry Leaves (Karipatta) three twigs, 1/2 teaspoon 
                                   Asafoetida powder,  1 teaspoon mustard seeds, three tablespoons sunflower oil, 
                                   80 grams of har har dal, Sambar powder (MTR or Seven Up) three and half teaspoons.
                                   1/4th teaspoon turmeric powder. 1 ball of tamarind sizeof(large-lemon).
                                   1 green chilly sizeof(your-small-finger) -- optional.

 
                                   NOTE:- Raddish Leaf is not a throwaway for the rabbits. It can make a dry powdery curry
                                   that goes well with curd rice. I will give ya that recipe later down below.

                                   SERVES : THREE OR FOUR.

                                   OKAY LETS START COOKING

                                   1. Take the 80 grams of har har dal and place in a deep stainless steel or aluminium bowl.
                                       Fill the bowl with 300 milli litres of water. Now steam the bowl inside of a pressure 
                                       cooker. For instructions on how to use the pressure cooker catch the next punjabi housewife
                                       in your neighbourhood. To spot a punjabi housewife just look out of your window !!
                                       Please do so or call the Fire Brigade on Standby while you try operating the pressure cooker.
                                       Okay add 1/4th teaspoon of turmeric to the har har dal before you start steaming it.
                                       Allow three whistles on the pressure cooker and put off the pressure cooker and DONT
                                       open the pressure cooker for the next ten minutes !!
                                   2. Place the ball of tamarind in a bowl of hot water (125 ml) and let it soak for five minutes.
                                   3. Peel the Raddish and Chop thick and put aside.
                                       Take a large pot fill it with 750 ml of water and boil on a large flame. Drop the Raddish
                                        into the pot and Allow it to come to a boil. Now add two twigs of curry leaves.
                                        Add two teaspoons of salt.
                                   4.  Now add three teaspoons of Sambar powder to the boiling pot and also dump the entire
                                        steamed har har dal into the pot. Before dumping the steamed har har dal mash it. 
                                   5.  Now squeeze the soaked tamarind ball with your fingers and strain out the juice and pour
                                        into the pot. Now taste the broth if you feel the need for another half teaspoon sambar
                                        powder add it now and continue to boil for another five minutes. Hey also add the green
                                        chilly slit thru the middle.
                                   6. Turn off the gas.
                                   7. Now take a ladel and heat the three tablespoons of Sunflower oil and Asafoetida powder
                                       powder (1/2 teaspoon), Mustard Seeds (1 teaspoon). When the mustard seeds finish
                                       popping add 1 twig of curry leaves and then add entire ladel of contents to the pot of sambar
                                       above and mix well. Make sure the mustard seeds pop and dont burn !!.
                                       CAUTION : When popping the mustard seeds the flame must be LOW otherwise the ladel 
                                       and the oil can catch fire. Also watch it when dumping it into the sambar pot it might catch
                                       fire again.
                                   8. Taste/Check the salt add another half teaspoon if you want and SERVE in a open bowl.



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                                  WHITE PUMPKIN AND CARROT SAMBAR FLAVORED WITH CURRY LEAVES 
                                  (PAGAN SOUP NOT TO BE CONSUMED BY CHRISTIANS/MUSLIMS) 

                                   Ingradients : 200 grams White Pumpkin, Two small carrots.
                                   Iodize Salt, (2 teaspoon), Curry Leaves (Karipatta) three twigs, 1/2 teaspoon 
                                   Asafoetida powder,  1 teaspoon mustard seeds, three tablespoons sunflower oil, 
                                   80 grams of har har dal, Sambar powder (MTR or Seven Up) three and half teaspoons.
                                   1/4th teaspoon turmeric powder. 1 ball of tamarind sizeof(large-lemon).
                                   1 green chilly sizeof(your-small-finger) -- optional.

 
                                  EACH OF THESE VEGETABLE CHANGES THE SAMBAR FLAVOR (SUBTLE TWIST)
                                  IF ADDED IN THE RIGHT QUANTITIES.

                                   SERVES : THREE OR FOUR.

                                   OKAY LETS START COOKING

                                   1. Take the 80 grams of har har dal and place in a deep stainless steel or aluminium bowl.
                                       Fill the bowl with 300 milli litres of water. Now steam the bowl inside of a pressure 
                                       cooker. For instructions on how to use the pressure cooker catch the next punjabi housewife
                                       in your neighbourhood. To spot a punjabi housewife just look out of your window !!
                                       Please do so or call the Fire Brigade on Standby while you try operating the pressure cooker.
                                       Okay add 1/4th teaspoon of turmeric to the har har dal before you start steaming it.
                                       Allow three whistles on the pressure cooker and put off the pressure cooker and DONT
                                       open the pressure cooker for the next ten minutes !!
                                   2. Place the ball of tamarind in a bowl of hot water (125 ml) and let it soak for five minutes.
                                   3. Peel the White Pumpkin and Chop Large and put aside. Peel Carrots and Chop Large.
                                       Take a large pot fill it with 750 ml of water and boil on a large flame. Drop the Carrots,
                                       White Pumpkin into the pot and Allow it to come to a boil. Now add two twigs of curry 
                                       leaves. Add two teaspoons of salt.
                                   4.  Now add three teaspoons of Sambar powder to the boiling pot and also dump the entire
                                        steamed har har dal into the pot. Before dumping the steamed har har dal mash it. 
                                   5.  Now squeeze the soaked tamarind ball with your fingers and strain out the juice and pour
                                        into the pot. Now taste the broth if you feel the need for another half teaspoon sambar
                                        powder add it now and continue to boil for another five minutes. Hey also add the one
                                        green chilly slit thru the middle (optional). This chilly will change the flavor a tad bit.
                                   6. Turn off the gas 
                                   7. Now take a ladel and heat the three tablespoons of Sunflower oil and Asafoetida powder
                                       powder (1/2 teaspoon), Mustard Seeds (1 teaspoon). When the mustard seeds finish
                                       popping add 1 twig of curry leaves and then add entire ladel of contents to the pot of sambar
                                       above and mix well. Make sure the mustard seeds pop and dont burn !!.
                                       CAUTION : When popping the mustard seeds the flame must be LOW otherwise the ladel 
                                       and the oil can catch fire. Also watch it when dumping it into the sambar pot it might catch
                                       fire again.
                                   8. Taste/Check the salt add another half teaspoon if you want and SERVE in a open bowl.



                                          OKAY WE ARE DONE WITH THE RASAM'S AND SAMBAR'S EXCEPT ONE TYPE OF 
                                          RASAM WHICH IS SPICY (RATHER PEPPERY) COMES IN THE SCALE OF A# LATER.

                                         I WILL MOVE ON TO SPINACH AND PAAL KUTU (A MILK SOUP). I HAVE NOT COOKED
                                         THE MILK SOUP AT ALL AND SO I WILL CALL UP SOMEONE TO GET THE ACCURATE
                                         RECIPE. DONT BOTHER TO ASK AN IYER WOMAN FOR A RECIPE MOST OF THIS NEW
                                         GENERATION OF IYER WOMEN ARE DUMB CLUCKS WHO ONLY KNOW TO EAT !!
                                         (LIKE AMERICAN HOUSEWIVES)

                                          IN ALL THE RECIPES ABOVE YOU CAN USE THREE TABLESPOONS OF OIL IF YOU ARE
                                          NOT VERY CONCERNED WITH ALL THOSE CHOLESTROL, FAT ETC ETC ISSUES.

                                          USE BLACK MUSTARD SEEDS INSTEAD OF LARGE BROWN ONES. THE LARGE BROWN
                                          MUSTARD SEEDS WILL CHANGE THE FLAVOR OF YOUR OIL TO MUSTARD OIL (FISHY
                                          OIL USED BY BONGS)  

                                          WE ARE COMMING UP WITH MANY MORE RECIPES USING THE CHORDAL PATTERN
                                           B Flat Major Series. All the above were on a scale of B Flat. We also have just four recipes using
                                           CHORDS A Sharp and A Sharp Major. These dishes have some spice in them. MOST (95 %) of
                                           our cooking is Off-Bland. Hope you like it. In India it is not very liked because of the absence
                                           of Garam Masala in all our cooking. Indians normally are found of a heavy overdose of spice.
                                           We are oddballs in the spice department.

                                           Basically in our way of cooking Onions are not used except in one dish Onion Sambar and
                                           Shallots are not used except in Shallot Sambar and Vetta Kozhambu. Tomatoes are not used
                                           except in Tomato Rasam and Tomato Salad.


                                            HEY I DISCOVERED A WAY TO COOK CHEESE !!!

                                            HERE GOES THE RECIPE, OKAY LETS START COOKING

                                            SERVES : THREE

                                             Ingradients : Cherry Vine Red Tomatoes (twelve), Red Cabbage (half), Brocolli
                                             (twelve florets), Brussel Sprouts (twelve), Zitacki Mushrooms (Bloody Expensive
                                             so toss in as much as you can afford), Cauliflower (twelve florets), BeetRoots One
                                             medium sized. Curry Leaves (4 leaves), ginger 25 grams, Corriander (1 bunch),
                                             Cloves five, black pepper pods 1 teaspoon, papadoms (two small),  Green Chillies
                                             (two long), Bay Leaf (four), Cardamom eight, Sweet Lime (1 full), Soya Nuggets
                                             (twenty four), iodized salt two teaspoons, 1 tablespoon fresh cream, 24 mint leaves
                                             (24 count em like one two three four ....... ), Walnuts three pods (optional)

                                             1. Take one Big Pot and pour 750 ml of water in it  and add two teaspoons salt.
                                             2. Let the water come to a boil and add Curry Leaves (4 twigs), black pepper pods,
                                                  Corriander (1 bunch shredded fine), Cloves -- five, Green Chillies (two long ones
                                                  split thru the center, Bay leaf four, Cardomom eight, grated ginger 25 grams.
                                                  OOOOOOOOPS I forgot to add the mint leaves add em now.
                                             3. Let it all come to a boil for about four minutes
                                                  Now add Cherry Vine Red Tomatoes, Walnuts (three pods) -- optional.
                                                  and cover with a lid and let it boil for another two minutes and then turn of the gas.
                                                  Dont Open the lid. Zitacki mushrooms can be dropped if you cant afford it.
                                             4. Now chop the Red Cabbage into medium sized chunks and dump into the broth
                                                  above, also dump the Brocolli, Brussel Sprouts (chop in half), Cauliflower,
                                                  BeetRoot (chopped into small pieces). Now Boil the Broth for another four minutes.
                                             5.  Now take a large tea strainer (those giant sized ones and seperate the juice from the
                                                   vegetables. Dump the vegetables onto a microwave tray and spread out. Now toss
                                                   the Cheeses of your choice with the choicest of bacteria on them on the vegetable
                                                   spread. Now take the microwave tray and push into the microwave for 45 seconds
                                                   on high heat.
                                              6. The juice that you strained out add some soya nuggets and zitacki mushrooms 
                                                   (chopped small) into the juice and then boil for another five minutes.
                                                   Now open Pot , add two papadoms (bland variety any kind split into four pieces each).
                                                   Close the lid turn of the gas for five minutes until the pappadoms get soaked.
                                               7. Serve the microwaved cheese and vegetables with dinner rolls.
                                               8. Serve the juice extract as a soup with one tablespoon of fresh cream on top.
                                                    Squeeze half the sweet lime and the other half on the mircowave tray.
                                                    Add some more salt to taste to the soup.

                                                And sing me how it tastes "Parap pa pa paaa I am loving it ??" 
                                                BY THE WAYS ZITACKI MUSHROOMS WILL COST YOU USD $6.00 FOR A SMALL
                                                BABY HANDFULL !! THATS HOW EXPENSIVE THAT DARN THING CAN GET !!!




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